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i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair
so i told my friend
who looked at me dead in the eye and said
“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”
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most people won’t reblog this but if you have a heart you will.
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THIS IS A POTATO
PAUL MCCARTNEYS HEAD CLEARLY FIT THE SAME POTATO AS SHOWN BEFORE IN THE 1960S
THIS IS PAUL MCCARTNEYS HEAD IN THE 80S IN THE SAME POTATO IT CLEARLY DOES NOT FIT
= PAUL MCCARTNEY IS DEAD
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omfg my brother was trying to call his friend but instead of 991 he typed 911 and he quickly hung up aND A POLICEMAN SHOWED UP AT OUR HOUSE AND H EWAS LIKE WE RECEIVED A CALL IS EVERYTHING OKAY AND MY BROTHER STARTED CRYING REALLY HARD HE WAS LIKE IM SORRY AND THE POLICEMAN WAS LIKE OMG ITS OKAY AND MY BROTHER CRIED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTEs
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